I can't open my e-mail EITHER

F you Midwest Private College. F you.
After successfully completing a huge research paper on the Arthurian court, as well as a paper on Marriage-a-la-Mode, I e-mailed them to myself. "Kendall," I said to myself, "You are rockin for getting these papers done, yes, rockin. E-mail them to yourself, print them off over your lunch break."
F you Midwest Private College. F you.
Driving home to get my flashdrive in a bit? Unfortunately, yes.
Brynn-I feel your pain. Let's go to dinner tonight, yes?
I'll write more later, but for now . . . I'm saying to myself, "Fail, Kendall . . . you fail."

FAIL!
Kendall on the Dark Side